McDonald’s

As I was watching my favorite morning news today, a story caught my attention – there’s an advocate group trying to ban Ronald McDonald from being used as a “mascot”. Ronald McDonald, that strange, semi-lovable androgynous mime/clown who personifies good ol’ Mickey D’s. What’s so bad about Ronald (aside from that creepy red afro)? According to the anti-Ronald coalition, Ronald is no better than a pusher-man of junk food, tricking poor innocent minds and leading them down the golden arched path to childhood obesity.