Meet the Project X Superheroes

The Justice League has nothing on us. Our white-hot team of creative commandos and savvy suits delivers the goods and keeps on smiling in the marketing firestorm. Together we form a giant, indomitable, Voltron-like performance-optimizing entity that cannot be stopped.

• Chris “MacGyver” Martino

  Principal, Director of Brand Strategy + Co-Creative Director
  Freakish blend of laser serious, bottom-line MBA business focus and think-outside-the box creativity. Big picture vision with a paradoxical eye for detail. Understands both ROI and the psychological impact of color. A left-handed Virgo who reads Plato and comic books with equal fervor. Enough said.

• Jen “Jenny” Martino

  Principal, Director of Business Development + Co-Creative Director

  Proven creative powerhouse with the skills to pay the bills. Uncanny ability to grasp big picture essentials and translate them into see it, feel it, touch it, taste it reality. Equally strong explaining why you need our help and commanding the team to do it bigger, better and faster. Big money, no whammies.

• Robin “Chopz” Smith

  Senior Designer + Project Coordinator

  Lethal design ninjette who knows how to deliver the goods. Master cylinder in our razor sharp, results-oriented creative machine. Project manages in her sleep. Eats challenge for breakfast. Laughs at fate, destiny and hideous deadlines as she keeps clients up to date on the awesomeness defining all of their current projects.

• Yan “Wolfy” Zhang

  Web Developer
  Take no prisoners digital development diva who spends her days taking names and giving orders on all things Internet. Lives to construct website masterpieces using the latest nerd-tastic tools and technologies. BFF with HTML, CSS, PHP, MySQL and every other acronym in the Net neighborhood. Seamlessly integrates sophisticated back-end functionality with amazing user friendly interfaces. Her zen is definitely bigger than yours.

• Melani “Go Digital” Gordon

  Internet Marketing Specialist
  Online marketing master who knows way more about SEO, SEM, SMM (and whatever other new digital communication tool was just invented in the last 10 minutes) than any organic being should. BTW, if you don’t know what the three acronyms in that first sentence were, you could be SOL – better give a call (better yet, tweet) and Mel will welcome you to the 21st century. She has “The Facebook” on permanent loan from the online community library. The Twitter bird nests in a pixelated meta-tree in her virtual backyard.

• Bill “The B.O.S.S.” Adams

  Business Optimization + Sales Specialist
  The enforcer. Ensures marketing and sales teams are on their best behavior and playing nicely with each other and the brand. Lives to track and maximize savings, revenue, profits and other metrics that make C-Level execs swoon. Hunts out inefficiencies, waste and silliness in the sales process while tabulating spreadsheets and optimizing dinner plans. A bad marketing matrix’s worst nightmare.

• Adam “Adee-Loo” Barker

  Producer + Director
  Proven TV, film and video assault commando who knows how to deliver the goods for the available dollars. Creative guru who rides herd on the tech side, too. Yells “action” and “cut” louder and faster than mere mortals can comprehend. Master of a lean, mean, results-oriented filming machine. Makes mole hills look like mountains. Casually juggles talent, schedules, equipment failure and continuously changing art direction while storyboarding the next miracle with his off hand.

• John “Steiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!” Stein

  Copywriter
  Language-loving bibliophile with a knack for finding the right words at the right time. Often mistaken for a high level Al Qaeda operative. Turns a phrase like he’s turning on a light; spits out taglines like shark teeth. His pen is mightier than any sword, machine gun or chainsaw. Equally comfortable dropping ad copy bombs, website innuendo and editorial treatise on the relative merits of petroleum supply chain management. Writes genius brochure content in his sleep; actually understands correct semicolon usage.

• Lucy “Luis” Lutian

  Canine, Director of Security Services

  Wombat trapped in the body of a black lab/donkey mix. Four-legged maestro of the infamous “bark, wag tail, go back to sleep” greeting. Can smell sour clients a mile away. Defender of the clever concept. Protector of the office vibe. Enemy of mail carriers everywhere.